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2009-12-22T09:03:20Z

17:02 So, uh, remember how I was disgusted at NC for trying to bar atheists from public office? Turns out MD's Constitution does the same thing. #
17:02 So I've e-mailed my delegates! I look forward to form letters and complete inactivity. #
17:05 It's important to stand up for one's disbeliefs. #

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2009-12-18T09:03:07Z

15:38 Federal people get a half day Xmas Eve; contractors can either make up the time or spend 4 hours of leave we hadn't budgeted for. Ho ho ho! #

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2009-12-10T09:00:23Z

12:29 I'd been thinking NC might be a good place to end up. Apparently not! www.citizen-times.com/article/20091208/NEWS01/912080327 #
12:34 Asheville is a lovely city though, and the drive down is gorgeous. It's a shame what they have to put up with from the rest of the state. #
14:50 @trixter It's beautiful, provided you don't stop in any of the little towns whose readers have all fled to Asheville or research triangle. #
14:51 @BKilby I didn't see that, but I have no trouble believing he's there. #
14:56 @BKilby I can't imagine when I'll ever make it back to Asheville specifically. It's surrounded by too much beautiful but harrowing nothing. #
15:09 @trixter Heh. That and the average height of bangs seem like good metrics. #

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2009-12-05T09:01:55Z

14:23 This @twittermobile disappoints me by not being a bus that comes through your neighborhood handing out tweets. #
14:29 Man, I loved the bookmobile more than the ice cream truck. Do they still have those? #

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2009-11-26T09:00:31Z

08:43 Note to HR: "Probably" is never the answer to a question about benefits. #

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2009-11-21T09:00:24Z

08:26 @Adam16bit I'd feel obligated to swerve left and right while driving the Space Invader car, speeding up as I approached home. Seems unsafe. #

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2009-11-20T09:00:35Z

08:25 @Shortpacked Surely you could kill them with hammers in SMB3. #

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2009-11-19T09:00:25Z

08:58 Hey web people: We users really are capable of typing a date without a tedious calendar app popping up every time. Input masks are enough. #

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2009-11-18T09:00:24Z

20:35 Nothing pooped on me today. This week is looking up! #

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2009-11-13T09:02:42Z

13:27 @Shortpacked Heheheheh. Stay literate, TFormers. #

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2009-11-11T09:03:01Z

09:23 @sabler I'm changing my work schedule to get around it. Maybe I'll just do this twice a year to avoid this DST foolishness. #

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2009-11-10T09:03:08Z

12:13 @raptorck @Shortpacked Hamera! Guardian of the Universe! Devourer of all Children! #
12:17 @raptorck @Shortpacked alternately: Hamera is really neat! He is made of hamster meat! #

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2009-11-07T09:01:45Z

10:17 Nancy on Mospeada: "Why does everyone look like they're in an Olivia Newton-John video?" #

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2009-11-06T09:04:18Z

15:44 @Shortpacked I'd buy Alpha anyway, but with a creepy head in a jar? Yes. #
23:17 @BunchaNumbers Click on him, then click the little gear button, and one of your options will be "unfollow". #

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2009-11-04T09:03:07Z

09:27 @Shortpacked You know full well that Mac users are unhinged cultists. #
12:14 Slim Jims and Grapefruit Juice Right Before Bed on Elm Street #unseenprequels #

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2009-11-01T08:01:08Z

09:00 @DerrickJWyatt I don't need more toys on top of my robots, but I've always looked on Ben 10 toys with deep envy. #

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2009-10-30T08:01:03Z

15:45 I've surrendered and given you caffeine, head. Now stop hurting. #

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2009-10-29T08:01:15Z

15:17 @christinelove @twotone I haven't tweeted enough lately for it to be accurate. Reassuring, as otherwise I scored way too low on arrogance. #

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2009-10-23T08:00:31Z

15:24 @Ant1978 Is that Alex "Tony Bacala" Weiner? Maybe he decided to upgrade his fake name with the name of a cooler guy? #

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2009-10-20T08:01:25Z

22:20 Teddy Roosevelt had an action figure line. In 1909. Guys, it's pretty amazing. bit.ly/18CmW0 #

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2009-10-19T08:01:41Z

08:33 @christinelove Is that where the DS9 intro gets eeeven sloower? If you put it on fast forward it's okay, and sounds weirdly like bagpipes. #
08:35 @HOOOKS Holy crap, they finished Planetary? They finished Planetary! Thank you for the info, sir! #
20:21 @HOOOKS Baltimore makes Baltimore look like a joke. #

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2009-10-17T08:00:43Z

10:21 @HeyMickey I'll definitely try that. I'm now on Alka Seltzer Cold; helps me sleep but allows work the next day. Well, not yesterday. #
12:16 This is just profoundly evil. bit.ly/18pmPg #
19:48 @trixter The 2nd half of SC is pretty okay, but nothing happens before that. Except Dana's troops dying off without comment or emotion. #

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2009-10-15T08:00:23Z

10:22 @robspringer Comcast did that to me, but now there's a free cable box that gets it back. Ask about it; maybe they just don't advertise it? #
16:17 I feel terrible. Drugs are not enough. If I come to work tomorrow I'm stupid. #

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2009-10-14T08:00:14Z

13:37 This is the first I'm hearing about a new HHG2G book. The very idea is ridiculous, which makes it completely in keeping with the series. #
13:49 @Ant1978 I'm actually pretty fond of Mixmaster. He's easily better than most Alternators, at the very least. #
17:09 @Ant1978 See, I like his monster mode. I wish his arms had less crap on them, but I do like the drum shields. #

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2009-10-03T08:01:05Z

10:11 If Atlantis was any indication, Stargate spinoffs are punishment for having enjoyed SG1. And yet we'll at least try SG Universe tonight. #
13:01 @christinelove I'd think a skirt that can explode at any time would lend your wardrobe an air of danger and excitement. #

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